
Top 10 Driving Lake Norman Habits (and What They Say About Them)
You thought boating season brought out the characters? Try surviving a summer behind the wheel on Lake Norman’s roads. Between the I-77 Pace Car doing 58 in the left lane, the River Hwy Roulette Player changing lanes like they are playing a slot machine, and the Catawba & Liverpool Symphony of Rage turning every green light into a horn concerto, it is a wonder any of us make it home without therapy. We have been driving here for decades and we live here, so believe us when we say these people are real. And if you are being honest, you have probably been one. This is not just a list. It is a public service announcement disguised as comedy. If you have yelled “Use your blinker!” more than once this week, buckle up. You are about to meet yourself.